Hitler Really Wasn't So Bad. In The

Stereotypes Wouldn't Be So Bad If Black People Were Nicer, In General.

I Feel Worthless. My Girlfriend Was Attacked On The Subway Yesterday. And I Can't Even Enjoy It.

I Try To Write Three Jokes Every Morning, Although I Don't Know What They Are. I Write Them As Fast As I Can, Then I Put Them Away For A Month. So I Couldn't Even Tell You What They Are, Or If They're Good. I Just Assume They Weren't.

I'm Too Cynical To Be An Optimist.

I Want To Get A Tattoo Of The Word Irony, Only Misspelled.