History, Like Wallpaper, Repeats Itself And Can

I Went Into A Clothing Store, And The Lady Asked Me What Size I Was. I Said, 'actual'. I'm Not To Scale.

The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You're Signing Somebody's Cast.

Every Fight Is A Food Fight When Youre A Cannibal.

They Say That Structure Is Freedom, And In A Sense It Is. When You're Dealing With Multiple Constraints, You Have To Figure Out What You Can Get Out Of That.

As A Comic, I Think I'm Very Verbally Oriented About A Lot Of The Stuff That I've Written Or Thought Up And How I Say It.