Here’s To Books, The Cheapest Vacation You

Eric Followed Vlad Tepes’s Stubby Finger, Identifying Me As The Future Happy Meal. Then He Stared At Dracula, Looking Up From His Kneeling Position. I Couldn’t Read His Face At All, And I Felt A Stirring Of Fear. What Would Charlie Brown Have Done If The Great Pumpkin Wanted To Eat The Little Red-haired Girl?

It Was Time To Pull My Moral Socks Up And Behave Myself.

Trees Had Died To Make These Forms, And That Seemed A Great Pity To Me.

Life Should Imitate Romance Literature Far More Often.

Only A Group Lack Of Imagination Could Account For People Not Wondering What Went On In The Dark Around Them.