Here’s To Books, The Cheapest Vacation You

I’d Always Enjoyed Life, And I Knew I Would Again. But I Was Going To Have To Slog Through A Lot Of Bad Patches To Get There

Oh. No Wonder I'd Been Sick. I Hadn't Eaten Anything Since Then. I'm A Girl Who Likes Her Meals, So It Hadn't Been A Weight-loss Tactic. I'd Just Been Too Busy Bumping From Crisis To Crisis. Go On The Sookie Stackhouse Narrow Avoidance Of Death Diet! Run For Your Life, And Miss Meals, Too! Exercise Plus Starvation.

There's Not Much I Dislike More Than Being Addressed As "hey You" And Being Poked With A Finger.

Sometimes, Instead Of Going Down The Road Less Taken, You Just Charge Down The Beaten Path.

Angelic Sookie, Vision Of Love And Beauty, I Am Prostrate That The Wicked Evil Maenad Violated Your Smooth And Voluptuous Body, In An Attempt To Deliver A Message To Me. -eric