The Sweetest Part Of Being A Couple

I Had Two Cups Of Coffee, Put Eric's Jeans In The Washer, Read A Romance For Awhile, And Studied My Brand-new Word Of The Day Calendar, A Christmas Gift From Arlene. My First Word Of The New Year Was 'exsanguinate.' This Was Probably Not A Good Omen.

Are You A Prude?' He Seemed Genuinely Curious. 'no!' But After A Second, I Said, 'but May Be Compared To You, Yes! I Like My Privacy. I Get To Decide Who Sees Me Naked. Do You Get My Point?' 'yes. Objectively Speaking, You Have Beautiful Points.' I Thought The Top Of My Head Would Pop Off... (sookie Stackhouse & Claude, Dead In The Family)

Silver, Gold - I Don't Discriminate! I Like Sparkly Things.

I Dipped Into His Brain. He Wasn't Happy That I Wasn't Wearing A Bra, Because My Boobs Distracted Him. He Was Thinking I Was A Bit Too Curvy For His Taste. He Was Thinking He'd Better Not Think About Me That Way Anymore. He Was Missing His Wife.

It Wasn't Often You Ran Into Bondage/elvis/whorehouse-themed Vampire Club