I Love Him," I Said, But Even

As Exits Go, That's A Good One." It Was Pretty Hard To Have The Last Word With A Vampire.

Self-pity Is Like Chocolate; As You Get Older, You Can Only Afford A Little Bit.

Ha," I Said. "oh, Ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause They Love Me. You See How Many Vampires Are Up Here? Zero, Right?" One," Said Eric, Stepping Out Of The Stairwell.

It's Hard Not To Respond When A Master Of The Art Of Kissing Is Laying One On You.

Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even An Elf.