Trees Had Died To Make These Forms,

(sookie's Thoughts On Debbie Pelt) She Had Been Cruel To Alcide, Insulted Me Grievously, Burned A Hole In My Favorite Wrap And—oh—tried To Kill Me By Proxy. Also, She Had Stupid Hair.

If It Pleases You And You Can Write At All, It's Gonna Please Somebody Else.

Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even An Elf.

Men! Dead Or Alive, They Could Be Exactly The Same.

Then Was Ashamed Of Myself. I Should Be Happy For What I'd Been Given. I Hoped God Hadn't Noticed My Lapse In Appreciation.