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Of All Second-class Citizens, Neurotics Are The Only Ones Who Are So By Choice.

A Sense Of Humor Is A Major Defense Against Minor Troubles.

When The Pressures Really Mount, The Neurotic Must Choose: Shall He Have A Good Cry, Or Set Fire To His Neighbor's House?

I Often Pray, Though I'm Not Really Sure Anyone's Listening; And I Phrase It Carefully, Just In Case He's Literary.

Being Neurotic Is Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel, And Missing Them.