We Climb Mountains Because They Are There,

They Threaten Me With Lung Cancer, And Still I Smoke And Smoke. If They'd Only Threaten Me With Hard Work, I Might Stop.

In Retrospect, Our Triumphs Could As Easily Have Happened To Someone Else; But Our Defeats Are Uniquely Our Own.

Every Now And Then You Run Across Radiantly Attractive People And You're Delighted To Find They Adore You, Till You Realize That They Adore Just About Everybody - And That's What's Made Them Radiantly Attractive.

People Are Like Birds: On The Wing, All Beautiful; Up Close, All Beady Little Eyes.

Tragedy Isn't Getting Something, Or Failing To Get It; It's Losing Something You Already Have.