The Neurotic Keeps Minute Track Of His

For The Happiest Life, Days Should Be Rigorously Planned, Nights Left Open To Chance.

Spite Is Never Lonely; Envy Always Tags Along.

Women Who Feel Naked Without Their Lipstick Are Well Over Thirty.

Philosophy Teaches A Man That He Can't Take It With Him; Taxes Teach Him He Can't Leave It Behind Either.

If You Hate Your Lot But Wouldn't Trade It, It's Not Your Lot You Hate.