Things Are Never So Bad That They

The Neurotic Listens To Weather Reports About Small Craft Warnings, And He Thinks: They're Talking About Me.

Anything You Lose Automatically Doubles In Value.

Desire Creates Havoc When It Is The Only Thing Between Two People, Or When It Is What's Missing.

The Know-nothings Are, Unfortunately, Seldom The Do-nothings.

Men Enjoy Being Thought Of As Hunters, But Are Generally Too Lazy To Hunt. Women, On The Other Hand, Love To Hunt, But Would Rather Nobody Knew It.