He Writes So Well He Makes Me

My Agent Gets 10 Percent Of Everything I Get, Except The Blinding Headaches.

My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.

It Was Once Rumored That Fledgling Executives Walked Around Their Offices Backwards So They Wouldn't Have To Face An Issue.

The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.

He Writes So Well He Makes Me Feel Like Putting My Quill Back In My Goose.