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A Puritan Is Someone Who Is Desperately Afraid That, Somewhere, Someone Might Be Having A Good Time.

If There Were Only Three Women Left In The World, Two Of Them Would Immediately Convene A Court-martial To Try The Other One.

In The Main, There Are Two Sorts Of Books: Those That No One Reads And Those That No One Ought To Read.

Christian Endeavor Is Notoriously Hard On Female Pulchritude.

The Basic Fact About Human Existence Is Not That It Is A Tragedy, But That It Is A Bore. It Is Not So Much A War As An Endless Standing In Line.