Women Always Excel Men In That Sort

When You Sympathize With A Married Woman You Either Make Two Enemies Or Gain One Wife And One Friend.

Each Party Steals So Many Articles Of Faith From The Other, And The Candidates Spend So Much Time Making Each Other's Speeches, That By The Time Election Day Is Past There Is Nothing Much To Do Save Turn The Sitting Rascals Out And Let A New Gang In.

Time Is A Great Legalizer, Even In The Field Of Morals

I Hate Sports The Way People Who Like Sports Hate Common Sense.

Government Today Is Growing Too Strong To Be Safe. There Are No Longer Any Citizens In The World There Are Only Subjects. They Work Day In And Day Out For Their Masters They Are Bound To Die For Their Masters At Call. Out Of This Working And Dying They Tend To Get Less And Less.