Sometimes The Idiots Outvote The Sensible People.

A Bad Man Is The Sort Who Weeps Every Time He Speaks Of A Good Woman.

I Hate Sports The Way People Who Like Sports Hate Common Sense.

After All Is Said And Done, A Hell Lot Of A Lot More Is Said Than Done.

America's Biggest Failure Is Its Inability To Take Comedy Seriously.

When You Sympathize With A Married Woman You Either Make Two Enemies Or Gain One Wife And One Friend.