A Good Politician Is Quite As Unthinkable

Freedom Of Press Is Limited To Those Who Own One.

A Professional Politician Is A Professionally Dishonorable Man. In Order To Get Anywhere Near High Office He Has To Make So Many Compromises And Submit To So Many Humiliations That He Becomes Indistinguishable From A Streetwalker.

Friendship Is A Common Belief In The Same Fallacies, Mountebanks And Hobgoblins.

You Can't Do Anything About The Length Of Your Life, But You Can Do Something About Its Width And Depth.

If I Had My Way, Any Man Guilty Of Golf Would Be Ineligible For Any Office Of Trust In The United States.