An Altruist Is One Who Would Be

Any Man Who Afflicts The Human Race With Ideas Must Be Prepared To See Them Misunderstood.

The Theatre, When All Is Said And Done, Is Not Life In Miniature, But Life Enormously Magnified, Life Hideously Exaggerated.

The Verdict Of A Jury Is The A Priori Opinion Of That Juror Who Smokes The Worst Cigars.

A Nun, At Best, Is Only Half A Woman, Just As A Priest Is Only Half A Man.

The Capacity Of Human Beings To Bore One Another Seems To Be Vastly Greater Than That Of Any Other Animal.