Happiness To Me Is Simply Not Being

There Is No Way In My Right Mind I Would Contemplate Running 26 Miles-plus Unless It Involved A Chase With Pamela Anderson.

I Have A Very Happy Marriage And Friends Who Keep My Feet On The Ground. But Looking For Satisfaction In Life Is Difficult. Maybe Being Happy Is As Simple As Not Being Unhappy.

I Am Cursed With A Right Leg That Arouses The Desire Of Any Male Dog That Happens To Be Passing. I Used To Think That This Only Happened To Me But I've Discovered That Many People Have The Same Problem. They Have A Femme Fatale Limb.

I've Always Been Sensible With My Money. I Can't Say I'm A Business Genius.

I Have To Confess Here That I Am A Useless Cook.