Happiness To Me Is Simply Not Being

Having Signed A Few Autographs In My Time, I Always Wonder What The Heck People Do With Them.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Unless You're Diabetic, Then Insulin Comes Pretty High On The List.

Ringo Isn't The Best Drummer In The World. He Isn't Even The Best Drummer In The Beatles

I've Always Been Sensible With My Money. I Can't Say I'm A Business Genius.

I Am Cursed With A Right Leg That Arouses The Desire Of Any Male Dog That Happens To Be Passing. I Used To Think That This Only Happened To Me But I've Discovered That Many People Have The Same Problem. They Have A Femme Fatale Limb.