I've Always Been Sensible With My Money.

Having Signed A Few Autographs In My Time, I Always Wonder What The Heck People Do With Them.

There Is No Way In My Right Mind I Would Contemplate Running 26 Miles-plus Unless It Involved A Chase With Pamela Anderson.

I Have A Very Happy Marriage And Friends Who Keep My Feet On The Ground. But Looking For Satisfaction In Life Is Difficult. Maybe Being Happy Is As Simple As Not Being Unhappy.

I've Always Been Sensible With My Money. I Can't Say I'm A Business Genius.

They Put Up This Bloke's Picture On Crimewatch Uk With A Phone Number And Said 'have You Seen This Man?' Well My Auntie Rang Them Up And Said 'no'.