I've Always Been Sensible With My Money.

Having Signed A Few Autographs In My Time, I Always Wonder What The Heck People Do With Them.

I Have A Very Happy Marriage And Friends Who Keep My Feet On The Ground. But Looking For Satisfaction In Life Is Difficult. Maybe Being Happy Is As Simple As Not Being Unhappy.

I Am Cursed With A Right Leg That Arouses The Desire Of Any Male Dog That Happens To Be Passing. I Used To Think That This Only Happened To Me But I've Discovered That Many People Have The Same Problem. They Have A Femme Fatale Limb.

Ringo Isn't The Best Drummer In The World. He Isn't Even The Best Drummer In The Beatles

Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Unless You're Diabetic, Then Insulin Comes Pretty High On The List.