I Have To Confess Here That I

I've Always Been Sensible With My Money. I Can't Say I'm A Business Genius.

They Put Up This Bloke's Picture On Crimewatch Uk With A Phone Number And Said 'have You Seen This Man?' Well My Auntie Rang Them Up And Said 'no'.

I Have That Working Class Fear Of Having Nothing. I've Always Got One Eye On What's In The Bank.

There Is No Way In My Right Mind I Would Contemplate Running 26 Miles-plus Unless It Involved A Chase With Pamela Anderson.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Unless You're Diabetic, Then Insulin Comes Pretty High On The List.