Happiness Is Contagious. Be A Carrier!!

Humor Starts Like A Wildfire, But Then Continues On, Smoldering, Smoldering For Years.

Sociologists Say That Going To The Movies Is A Bonding Experience. It Probably Has To Do With The Way You Feet Stick To The Floor.

My Wife Never Lies About Her Age. She Just Tells Everyone She's As Old As I Am. Then She Lies About My Age.

If You Can Laugh Together, You Can Work Together.

Noise Pollution Is A Relative Thing. In A City, It's A Jet Plane Taking Off. In A Monastery, It's A Pen That Scratches.