Happiness Is Contagious. Be A Carrier!!

You Wouldn't Want Alan Greenspan To Write The Instructions For Assembling A Beach Chair.

I'd Be Surprised If Ronald Reagan Doesn't Run Again. To Us It's A Second Term. To Him It's A Double Feature.

The Next Time You Feel Like Complaining, Remember That Your Garbage Disposal Probably Eats Better Than 30 Percent Of The People In The World

If At First You Don't Succeed-try, Try Again. Don't Think Of It As Failure. Think Of It As Timed-release Success.

We Have Enough People Who Tell It Like It Is - Now We Could Use A Few Who Tell It Like It Can Be.