Half The Battle Is That People Have

I'm Not A Big One For Jokes. I Can't Tell A Joke, Believe It Or Not. If You Gave Me A Thousand Bucks And Said, "don, Get Up At A Party And Tell A Joke," I'm The Worst.

You Got To Have A Lot Of Courage. Secondly, Whatever It Is You're Doing You Have To Believe In It Wholeheartedly. Thirdly, You Have To Be Able To Stand Up In Front Of People And Know That They'll Laugh.

Well, I Call Myself An Actor. I Always Wanted To Be One.

To Me, The Stand Up Part In My Life Is Great. I Know I Can Do That. When I Get An Acting Chance, I'm Really Thrilled.

It's Just To Break Things Up Between Stand-up Gigs. I Would Only Do It Periodically. Maybe Just An East Coast Thing.