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Well, My Whole Thing With Gossip Is I Couldn't Care Less If It's True.

Well, The Coffeehouse Audiences Never Know What They're Going To Get, And All The Comics Are Different, As Opposed To When You Go To A Club, And They're Pretty Much All Telling Jokes With Set-ups And Punchlines. Coffeehouse Audiences Are The Most Forgiving: They Really Listen, Which Is The Best Part.

I Do Road Gigs Occasionally But I Don't Want To Go Out On The Road For Months At A Time.

When I'm Going To See A Comedian, I Don't Want To See Them Hold Back, And When I'm Reading A Book, I Don't Want To Hear An Abridged Version.

I Was Raised Right — I Talk About People Behind Their Backs. It's Called Manners.