Growing Up, I Always Loved Disney Movies,

I Became Known For Surprising Audiences. Except Now, If I Surprise Them Every Time, They Expect That.

My Mom Was Always Someone Who If, Even Now, I Say I Met A Certain Famous Person, She Always Says, "she's Married To So And So!"

I Don't Really Like Saying "the Gays"... I'm Not Sure Why. I Suppose I Say "the Jews." But I Don't Say "the Blacks." I Guess Because I'm A Jew For All Intents And Purposes And To Group People Together Of Which I Am Not One In Such A Casual Way Feels Disrespectful.

I Just Think Of Myself As A Comedian, Really.

The First Time I Did Stand-up Was The Summer I Was 17.