I Mean, I Talk About Being Jewish

Unvisited Tombstones, Unread Diaries, And Erased Video Game High-score Rankings Are Three Of The Most Potent Symbols Of Mankind's Pathetic And Fruitless Attempts At Immortality.

I Remember My First Standup Act When I Was Seventeen; I Did A Really Lame Song About Being Flat Chested. I Was Doing It In New York, And I Remember Kevin Brennan, The Guy I Lost My Virginity To, Was Like "that Song Doesn't Make Sense, You Have Tits."

I'm Very Lucky In That I Still Experience Highs And Lows. And I Think Those Lows Are Important. But I Am Not Totally Paralyzed, And It Keeps Me From Just Complete State Of Paralysis - And Emotionally And Really Kind Of Almost Physically.

I've Never Had An Abortion. And I Don't Know If I Would. But, It Doesn't Mean That I Wouldn't Fight To The Death For Women To Make Their Own Choices For Their Own Human Bodies.

I'd Rather Have A Girl Exposed To Me Than 25 Women In Prom Dresses Vying For A Stranger.