Grandparents Are God's Gifts To Children.

I Don't Know The Key To Success, But The Key To Failure Is Trying To Please Everybody.

My Grandfather Said, "when You Become Senile, You Won't Know It."

I'm Going Out... Because I Deserve To Go Out! And I'm Going To Get Drunk... Because I Deserve To Get Drunk! And Get Out Of My Way!

The Heart Of Marriage Is Memories.

I Don't Wear No Condom And I Don't Plan For No Kids.