I Don't Wear No Condom And I

If You Have No Faith, You've Lost Your Battle.

My Wife And I Have Five Children And The Reason Why We Have Five Children Is Because We Do Not Want Six.

How Long Can You Tread Water?

Sometimes You Try To Help People, And It Backfires On You, And Then They Try To Take Advantage Of You.

I Love It When Mothers Get So Mad They Can't Remember Your Name. "come Here, Roy, Er, Rupert, Er, Rutabaga... What Is Your Name, Boy? And Don't Lie To Me, Because You Live Here, And I'll Find Out Who You Are."