The Heart Of Marriage Is Memories.

My Mother Comes In My Room And Says, "just Look At This Mess! This Is A Pig Sty!" Now, I've Already Been In The Room Five Hours, And She Wants Me To Look At It.

Fatherhood Is Asking Your Son To Make Up A Name Rather Than Tell Anybody Who He Is.

I Guess The Real Reason That My Wife And I Had Children Is The Same Reason That Napoleon Had For Invading Russia: It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time.

When A Person Has A Gun, Sometimes Their Mind Clicks That This Thing ... Will Win Arguments And Straighten People Out.

Meadowlark And I Share A Common Vision Of Bringing Joy And Laughter To Others.