Good-looking Girls Break Hearts, And Goodhearted Girls

Desire Is In Men A Hunger, In Women Only An Appetite.

Throughout Our Lives, We See In The Mirror The Same Innocent Trusting Face We Have Seen There Since Childhood.

A Hypochondriac Is One Who Has A Pill For Everything Except What Ails Him.

Neurotic Quarrels Always Have The Same Theme-song: Hate Me And Get It Over With.

The Way The Neurotic Sees It: Bars On His Door Mean That He's Locked In; Bars On Your Door Mean That He's Locked Out.