One Of Life's Few Really Reliable Pleasures:

They Threaten Me With Lung Cancer, And Still I Smoke And Smoke. If They'd Only Threaten Me With Hard Work, I Might Stop.

Don't Fool Yourself That Important Things Can Be Put Off Till Tomorrow; They Can Be Put Off Forever, Or Not At All

We Choose Those We Like; With Those We Love, We Have No Say In The Matter.

Women Flirt To Keep Their Stock High, Men To Get Somewhere.

Even In The Same Family, One Child Will Always Instinctively Know When To Ask For Things, And Another Won't.