Whenever We Safely Land In A Plane,

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God Is Less Careful Than General Motors, For He Floods The World With Factory Rejects.

If Your Husband Expects You To Laugh, Do So; If He Expects You To Cry, Don't; If You Don't Know What He Expects, What Are You Doing Married?