Whenever We Safely Land In A Plane,

Each Day, The American Housewife Turns Toward Television As Toward A Lover. She Feels Guilty About It, And Well She Might, For He's Covered With Warts And Is Only After Her Money.

Men Prefer Brief Praise, Pitched High; Women Are Satisfied With Praise In A Lower Key, Just So It Goes On And On.

A Good Executive Is One Who Makes People Contentedly Settle For Less Than They Meant To Get, In Return For More Than They Meant To Give.

Character Is What Emerges From All The Little Things You Were Too Busy To Do Yesterday, But Did Anyway.

Suburb: A Place That Isn't City, Isn't Country, And Isn't Tolerable.