Golf May Be Played On Sunday, Not

Each Section Of The British Isles Has Its Own Way Of Laughing, Except Wales, Which Doesn't.

Humor May Be Defined As The Kindly Contemplation Of The Incongruities Of Life, And The Artistic Expression Thereof.

It Is To Be Observed That 'angling' Is The Name Given To Fishing By People Who Can't Fish.

The Landlady Of A Boarding-house Is A Parallelogram - That Is, An Oblong Angular Figure, Which Cannot Be Described, But Which Is Equal To Anything

You Can Never Have International Peace As Long As You Have National Poverty.