I Detest Life-insurance Agents: They Always Argue

Each Section Of The British Isles Has Its Own Way Of Laughing, Except Wales, Which Doesn't.

Success Is 10% Inspiration And 90% Perspiration.

Being A Specialist Is One Thing, Getting A Job Is Another.

Humor May Be Defined As The Kindly Contemplation Of The Incongruities Of Life, And The Artistic Expression Thereof.

I Am A Great Believer In Luck, And I Find The Harder I Work The More I Have Of It.