Humour Is Essentially A Comforter, Reconciling Us

Men Are Able To Trust One Another, Knowing The Exact Degree Of Dishonesty They Are Entitled To Expect.

A Half Truth, Like Half A Brick, Is Always More Forcible As An Argument Than A Whole One. It Carries Better.

The Attempt To Make The Consumption Of Beer Criminal Is As Silly And As Futile As If You Passed A Law To Send A Man To Jail For Eating Cucumber Salad.

If Every Day In The Life Of A School Could Be The Last Day But One, There Would Be Little Fault To Find With It.

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