God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.

I Don't Think Where People Come From Is That Important. It Doesn't Matter If You Come From Reality Tv. The Question Is Whether You Can Inspire People.

We've Got To Clear Some Of The Room Out Of The Prisons So We Can Put The Bad Guys In There, Like The Pedophiles And The Politicians.

I Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness... But I Did Not Swallow.

The Art Of Writing Fiction Is To Sail As Dangerously Close To The Truth As Possible Without Sinking The Ship