I Rarely Meddled In The Cat's Personal

We're First On Executions. We're 49th In Funding Public Education. We're In A Race With Mississippi For The Bottom, And We're Winning.

I'll Tell You Right Now. I'm For Prayer In School.

If You're Lookin' For A Helpin' Hand, Try The One At The End Of Your Arm.

If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might As Well Get Stoned.

In Six Days The Lord Created The Heavens And The Earth And All The Wonders Therein. There Are Some Of Us Who Feel That He Might Have Taken Just A Little More Time.