Jerry Jones And Chris Christie Are Probably

William Bennett Is My Patron Saint, One Of Them. Redd Foxx Is Another.

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.

The First Thing I'll Do If Elected Is Demand A Recount.

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.

Well, I Just Said That Jesus And I Were Both Jewish And That Neither Of Us Ever Had A Job, We Never Had A Home, We Never Married And We Traveled Around The Countryside Irritating People.