God Created Man, But I Could Do

I Became Hysterical And Frightened And Begged For Sedation. And That Was Just The First Prenatal Visit.

Humorists Can Never Start To Take Themselves Seriously. It's Literary Suicide.

Most Children's First Words Are 'mama' Or 'daddy.' Mine Were, 'do I Have To Use My Own Money?'

I Got So Much Food Spit Back In My Face When My Kids Were Small, I Put Windshield Wipers On My Glasses.

For Some Of Us, Watching A Miniseries That Lasts Longer Than Most Marriages Is Not Easy.