Gluttony, Do Not Eat Thy Neighbor's Wife's

I Have Been Drunk Now For Over Two Weeks.

Is It Time For Your Medication Or Mine?

I'm Getting Old, Don't Wear Underwear, And I Don't Go To Church.

I Can't Fax You My Love, I Can't Email My Heart.

Where's The Church, Who Took The Steeple, Religion's In The Hands Of Some Crazy Ass People, Television Preachers With Bad Hair And Dimples, The God's Honest Truth Is, It's Not That Simple