Is It Time For Your Medication Or

There's Damsels In Distress Out There, And We Got All This Beer.

I'm Getting Old, Don't Wear Underwear, And I Don't Go To Church.

My Occupational Hazard Is My Occupation's Just Not Around.

Wasting Away Again In Margaritaville, Searching For My Lost Shaker Of Salt.

Fun Is About As Good A Habit As There Is.