Elvis Up In Michigan And Maybe Out

The Right Combination Of Guilt And Machismo Has Sent Many A Fool Out Into The Jungle When He Should Have Stayed Home.

To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.

I Ain't No Drinking Man, But Temptation Got The Best Of Me.

Never Did I Think That I Became Family Entertainment.

I'm Inspired By People Who Keep On Rolling, No Matter Their Age.