Ghost Of Bobby: No, No You Can't

John Boehner Will Be The New Speaker Unless, Out Of Habit, He Blocks His Own Confirmation.

If You Use Big Words, No One Will Know You Aren't Doing Jack Squat.

When Meeting Royalty, It Is Very Important, No Matter How Excited You Are, Not To Vomit On Them. Instead, Vomit On The Nearest Commoner.

You See, We're America The Beautiful, Not America 'well, At Least She Has A Great Personality'.

Here's How It Works: The President Makes Decisions. He's The Decider. The Press Secretary Announces Those Decisions, And You People Of The Press Type Those Decisions Down. Make, Announce, Type. Just Put 'em Through A Spell Check And Go Home. The Greatest Thing About This Man Is He's Steady. You Know Where He Stands. He Believes The Same Thing Wednesday That He Believed On Monday, No Matter What Happened Tuesday. Events Can Change; This Man's Beliefs Never Will.