Gentlemen, Start Your Egos!

Great News! Hosting Oscars Counts Five Hours Toward My Community Service!

When I've Gotten Criticism, It's That It's Too Long, Too Soft, Didn't Hit The Government Hard Enough. Then When I Do Hit The Government, They Go, What's He Doing Hitting The Government?

By The Time A Man Is Wise Enough To Watch His Step, He's Too Old To Go Anywhere.

The Passion Of The Christ Opened Up On Ash Wednesday, Had A Good Friday.

Even When I Was In School Shows, In Elementary School Doing Plays, I'd Always Go Off Book And Start Improvising.