Gentlemen, Start Your Egos!

My Mind Is Always Going. I'm Always Thinking What I Need To Do, What I Haven't Done, What I Did Do, What I Didn't Do As Well As I Could - I'm Relentless That Way With Myself.

Dad Had A Music Store, And He'd Often Bring Home Comedy Albums That I Would Listen To. I Started Listening To Bob Newhart And Bill Cosby, And Developing Taste. They Really Influenced My Style Of Comedy.

I Don't Like Heights. This Is Why I Stopped Growing At Fifth Grade.

I Had A Dream That Connie Chung Is Doing A Newscast About My Death And They Show A Clip From Soap.

I Always Came Away Thinking "i'd Like To See Her More," You Know? And Then When [parental Guidance] Was Ready To Be Cast, We Thought - Bette [midler]. So We Called Her.