Kids Need A Happy Household. They Need

From The First Time I Saw Sid Caesar Be Funny I Knew That's What I Had To Do.

I've Always Thought That The Key To A Good Sex Life Is Variety. That's Why God Gave Me Two Hands. Humans Love Sex, We Need Sex, It's How We Connect, It Reminds Us We're Alive, It's The Third Most Basic Human Need, After Food And Good Movie Popcorn.

I Had A Dream That Connie Chung Is Doing A Newscast About My Death And They Show A Clip From Soap.

I'm Comfortable Being Old... Being Black... Being Jewish.

A Laugh Is A Weird Sound, And When You Get A Couple Thousand People Making It At Once, It's Really Strange. But When I Can Feel Proud Of Myself For Causing It, It's Great.