My Mind Is Always Going. I'm Always

Great News! Hosting Oscars Counts Five Hours Toward My Community Service!

I've Always Thought That The Key To A Good Sex Life Is Variety. That's Why God Gave Me Two Hands. Humans Love Sex, We Need Sex, It's How We Connect, It Reminds Us We're Alive, It's The Third Most Basic Human Need, After Food And Good Movie Popcorn.

The Inspiration Was This Great Group Of 40 Or 50 Relatives, Sometimes For Thanksgiving Or Passover Or Something And My Brothers Would Just Go Up And Make Them Laugh.

I'm Going To Be Your Grandpa! / I Have The Biggest Smile. / I've Been Waiting To Meet You For Such A Long, Long While.

I Always Came Away Thinking "i'd Like To See Her More," You Know? And Then When [parental Guidance] Was Ready To Be Cast, We Thought - Bette [midler]. So We Called Her.