Bambi, To A Kid, Was Scary.

Women Need A Reason To Have Sex, Men Just Need A Place.

At Some Point I Stopped Stand-up Because I Didn't Have Something To Say On A Nightly Basis.

I Quit Drinking. That Was A Big Problem For A Lot Of Years. Then After That, I Just Started Feeling Grateful Again.

For Almost 40 Years, He Was The Brightest Star In The Comedy Galaxy... Their Beautiful Light Will Continue To Shine On Us Forever. And The Glow Will Be So Bright, It'll Warm Your Heart, It'll Make Your Eyes Glisten, And It'll Make You Think To Yourselves: Robin Williams, What A Concept.

Change Is Such Hard Work.