Bambi, To A Kid, Was Scary.

I Had Really Good Hearing And When You're Scared It Gets Heightened So You Hear Scratching Noises Or Something.

Those Are All Real Things That I Experienced, Not With [my Daughters] Growing Up But With The, You Know - I'm Trying Not To Step Into Something And Get A Call, "dad Why'd You Say That?"! But We'd Go To Games [where Score Wasn't Kept], And I'd Get It, But I Wouldn't Get It, Because I Think There's A Real Value In Winners And Losers, In Not Everybody Getting A Trophy - It Makes You Work Hard, You Appreciate What It Takes, To Say, "why Didn't We Win?" You Shouldn't Be Condemned For Losing.

Great News! Hosting Oscars Counts Five Hours Toward My Community Service!

I'm A Sucker For A Free Tuxedo.

When I've Gotten Criticism, It's That It's Too Long, Too Soft, Didn't Hit The Government Hard Enough. Then When I Do Hit The Government, They Go, What's He Doing Hitting The Government?