It's Money. I Remember It From When

Great News! Hosting Oscars Counts Five Hours Toward My Community Service!

Even When I Was In School Shows, In Elementary School Doing Plays, I'd Always Go Off Book And Start Improvising.

I Don't Like Heights. This Is Why I Stopped Growing At Fifth Grade.

Well, The Way Things Are Going, Aside From Wheat And Auto Parts, America's Biggest Export Is Now The Oscar.

Change Is Such Hard Work.