Funny Is Funny Is Funny.

Every New Routine I Have Ever Written And Performed Probably Occurred Extemporaneously. Then After You Have Fleshed It Out And Tried It Out In Front Of A Number Of Audiences And It Works, You Put It Down On Paper.

I Didn't Need The Elf Outfit To Play An Elf; I Could Just Play An Elf.

I Think One Reason For A Successful Marriage Is Laughter. I Think Laughter Gets You Through The Rough Moments In A Marriage.

Television Series Are Like The Stock Market. There's Room For Bears And Bulls But No Room For Pigs.

This Stammer Got Me A Home In Beverly Hills, And I'm Not About To Screw With It Now.