Funny Is Funny Is Funny.

I Am A Minimalist. I Like Saying The Most With The Least.

I Can't Remember The Last Live-action, Non-animated Christmas Movie.

I Feel More Comfortable In Comedy.

Sometimes You Forget You're Famous. You Wonder, Why Is That Person Staring At Me?

I'm One Of Those Passengers Who Arrives At The Airport Five Or Six Hours Early So I Can Throw Back A Few Drinks And Muster Up The Courage To Board The Plane. Apparently I'm Not Alone Because I've Never Been In An Empty Airport Bar. I Don't Care What Time You Get There. Even At 8:00 A.m. You Have To Fight Your Way To The Bar. At That Hour, Everyone Drinks Bloody Marys So No One Can Tell It's Booze- At Least Until They Fall Off Their Chair.