Fortune Knocks But Once, But Misfortune Has

An Economist Is An Expert Who Will Know Tomorrow Why The Things He Predicted Yesterday Didn't Happen Today.

As A Matter Of Fact Is An Expression That Precedes Many An Expression That Isn't.

Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education And Laughter.

An Intelligence Test Sometimes Shows A Man How Smart He Would Have Been Not To Have Taken It.

Bore : A Fellow Who Can Change The Subject Back To His Topic Of Conversation Faster Than You Can Change It Back To Yours.