For Years, I Just Did Not Like

I Think There's A Percentage [of The Audience] That Don't Realize, That Don't Know That [standup] Is How Everything Began. We Planned It, We Work Hard, Rehearsals To Get This. It's More Of A ... It's Not Just Coming In There In A T-shirt And Holding A Microphone.

A Guy Knows He's In Love When He Loses Interest In His Car For A Couple Of Days.

All Men Like To Think That They Can Do It Alone, But A Real Man Knows That There No Substitute For Support , Encouragement Or A Pit Crew.

My Mom Said The Only Reason Men Are Alive Is For Lawn Care And Vehicle Maintenance.

If You Don't Decide Where You're Going, Life Will Decide For You.