For Years, I Just Did Not Like

Never Comment On A Woman's Rear End. Never Use The Words 'large' Or 'size' With 'rear End'. Never. Avoid The Area Altogether. Trust Me.

Man Is The Only Animal To Borrow Tools.

The Ego Is Like A Kid In The Basement: It's Best To Keep Him Busy.

I Was Gone So Much In My First Marriage. I Love The Moments When I Engage With My Youngest Daughter Now. It's Not My Thing To Sit On The Ground And Play Tea Party, But I'll Do It Because It's A Moment That Will Stick With Me Forever.

A Guy Knows He's In Love When He Loses Interest In His Car For A Couple Of Days.