But Separate A Man From His Car

I'm Actually More Of A Cat Guy Than A Dog Person Because I Travel So Much. I Love Cats.

Speeding Is Like Drugs. It Makes Everything Come At You Fast, And When You Go Back To Normal Driving, Safe Driving, Prudent Driving, It Seems Boring. That's The Danger Of Drugs. At First It's Intoxicating, But Then The Rest Of Your Life You're Trying To Find That Very First Time. It Never Is The Same.

My Comedy Is Not Mine. It's A Gift. I'm Not That Smart.

The People That Hunt Are The Guys That Really Vehemently Protect The Environment. You Find That People That Live On Ranches Tend To Want To Keep It That Way, And I've Always Loved That About The Hunters That I've Known. They Eat What They Kill, And They Carry It Out. They Don't Shoot For Sport.

Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio